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Post by punkiefister on Mar 24, 2006 1:18:56 GMT -5
AGING
It's time to ‘fess up, We ain't gettin' younger, ‘Stead of gourmet, It's hot broth that we hunger. Our bones are a-creakin' (Though we claim it's the chair) And somehow the sheen's Disappeared from our hair.
We droop and we sag, Where we used to be tight; A soak in the tub's ... A wild Saturday night.
Kinda smarts when you realize As we get to this stage, When they say ... "What a figure!" They're talkin' ‘bout our age!
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older now and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER helps me get out of bed. Then I go down the hall and see JOHN.
Next, CHARLIE HORSE comes along and takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to relax with BEN GAY.
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