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Post by punkiefister on Mar 24, 2006 1:31:11 GMT -5
Woman’s Best Friend Viagra
I HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING UP AND I DON’T MEAN GETTING OUT OF BED
AS I’VE BECOME AND OLDER MAN NOW
THERE’S SOMETHING THAT I DREAD
SHE CALLS ME HER OLD SWEETY
WHILE SHE LAYS NAKED THERE WITH ME
SHE SMILES, AT MY CUTE MANHOOD
AS IT LAYS LIFELESS UPON MY KNEE
SHE PICKS IT UP AND PLAYS WITH IT
HOPING IT WOULD BECOME ERECT
THEN SHE BEGINS TO SHAKE IT WILDLY
I THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD BREAK ITS NECK
SHE SCREAMS WHAT IS THE PROBLEM
WHY DOES IT REACT THIS WAY
IT MUST BE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, I SAID
OR HE’S PLAYING DEAD AND DON’T WANT TO PLAY
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY LIBIDO
AND VIAGRA SHOULD DO THE TRICK
AND BRING ME BACK TO RESPECTABILITY
TO WHEN IT WAS HARD AND LONG AND THICK
WITH VIAGRA BEING SO EXPENSIVE
I NEEDED TO FIND ME A JOB
SO I COULD FINALLY BUY ME SOME VIAGRA
AND PUT THE THROB BACK IN THIS KNOB
IF YOU SEE ME STANDING ON A CORNER
PLEASE FIND A JOB FOR ME TO DO
FOR I WILL BE EVER GRATEFUL HERE
AND SO WILL MY GIRLFRIEND BE GRATEFUL TOO
THE THINGS A MAN MUST DO TO PLEASE HIS WOMAN
BUT I’M TELLING YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW
IF YOU DON’T SOON GET SOME VIAGRA
SOME ONE ELSE WILL BE GETTING TO HER “MEOW”
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