Post by flatulatingmarmoset on Jul 21, 2013 13:44:32 GMT -5
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That's just not right. All the fast food chains are dumping their mascots, because liberal parent groups are trying to tell us what to eat. They want to stop their kids from eating at these places. I'll admit, McDonald's food sucks, but why prevent your kids from deciding that for themselves? If your kid eats only carrot sticks and drinks soy juice, then they are going to be grotesquely underweight. A lot of them have fast metabolisms anyway. I was skinny from age 9 to 23. Some idiots tried to feed their baby soy apple juice, and the baby starved to death. Stop telling your kids and us what to eat and how to eat. The average person lives to around 75 years anyway. The rest of them die early from cancer, auto accidents, genetic disorders such as heart disease and diabetes, or murder. Let us all live how we choose to live. What's next? Retire Little Debbie or the Pilsbury Dough Boy? Make everything come in bland, generic packaging? Life is too boring that way. Kids should be allowed to be entertained by the Hamburglar or Ronald McDonald. I always thought that fast food mascots were hilarious, when I was little. Grimace kind of scared me though. When most of us are toddlers or grade schoolers, our concerns aren't "Oh no, this is going to make me fat!" No. We get the meals for the toys and prizes and we like watching the silly mascots for amusement. Stop trying to ruin the lives of young children and make them grow up too soon. Most of them will be having sex and doing drugs by the time they are in high school anyway.
That's just not right. All the fast food chains are dumping their mascots, because liberal parent groups are trying to tell us what to eat. They want to stop their kids from eating at these places. I'll admit, McDonald's food sucks, but why prevent your kids from deciding that for themselves? If your kid eats only carrot sticks and drinks soy juice, then they are going to be grotesquely underweight. A lot of them have fast metabolisms anyway. I was skinny from age 9 to 23. Some idiots tried to feed their baby soy apple juice, and the baby starved to death. Stop telling your kids and us what to eat and how to eat. The average person lives to around 75 years anyway. The rest of them die early from cancer, auto accidents, genetic disorders such as heart disease and diabetes, or murder. Let us all live how we choose to live. What's next? Retire Little Debbie or the Pilsbury Dough Boy? Make everything come in bland, generic packaging? Life is too boring that way. Kids should be allowed to be entertained by the Hamburglar or Ronald McDonald. I always thought that fast food mascots were hilarious, when I was little. Grimace kind of scared me though. When most of us are toddlers or grade schoolers, our concerns aren't "Oh no, this is going to make me fat!" No. We get the meals for the toys and prizes and we like watching the silly mascots for amusement. Stop trying to ruin the lives of young children and make them grow up too soon. Most of them will be having sex and doing drugs by the time they are in high school anyway.